My list of obsessions is forever increasing.

  • pauladeenandporn:

    when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

    (Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via ashtonirwinfinite)

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  • k1mkardashian:

    I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight

    (via thebeanster171)

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  • sandflake:

    I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

    Veins everywhere?

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    gorgeous~

    Skin patches? Birthmarks?

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    hella rad~

    Scars? Stretch marks?

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    beautiful~

    Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

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    heckie yeah~

    Large? Curvy?

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    lovely~

    Small? Thin?

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    charming~

    Missing a few pieces?

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    handsome as ever~

    Feel like you just look weird?

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    you’re fantastic looking~

    (via thebeanster171)

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  • mauridianhallow:

    lambishwolf:

    toptumbles:

    This is called humanity

    I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

    (via titanswithnoprivateslivein221b)

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  • themanwithfrozenhearts:

    im a really affectionate person once you get past my 5 layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike, and loneliness

    (via lesterawr)

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  • precumming:

    ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

    (via elven-king-of-sass)

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  • Whose Line Is It Anyway Sideways Scenes so far

    (Source: feyminism, via potter-merlin)

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  • newtonandhermann:

    jackpowerx:

    fuckyesfeminist:

    Average size mannequin with average size woman.

    The problem, in one picture.

    I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry

    (via iou-a-fandom)

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  • skyberia:

    one of the most important twitter interactions of All Time

    (via bastillesexual)

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  • supsquark:

    if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet

    (via iou-a-fandom)

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  • asensibledemi:

    thirstlou:

    remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

    I can’t even explain how right this is

    (Source: dicksconnected, via potter-merlin)

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  • refrgerator:

    whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

    (Source: trashboat, via potter-merlin)

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  • lamapalooza:

    this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

    (Source: lamapalooza, via jackbarakatsbras)

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